016 Bill Mee

His Icebreaker: “I'll get it next time."

You sooooo know him. He's the guy who always forgets his wallet. He's always the last to reach for the bill. And without fail, always orders the filet mignon. Then, suggests you split the bill evenly.
That is, you pay all of it.


He is anatomically correct. Yet, his arms do not reach his pockets. Same difference. Particularily since the only thing you will find inside his pockets is lint.

He might have dated Beyonce over a decade ago. The one she sings about in Bills, Bills, Bills. Imagine being stuck with a triflin' good for nothing type.  
No worries, everything was placed to the left, to the left. Yes, everything he owned in the box to the left. Including the left over filet mignon from last night's date. ... In the closet, that's HER stuff.

Thank God Jay-Z came along.


Approach Bill Mee, if you are into the sugarmama thing.