Her Icebreaker: “They tell me I look like Jennifer Lopez from behind.”
You know...She always talks to men while looking over her shoulder. At first you think you are observing the scene from the Exorcist where Linda Blair’s head goes 180. Then you realize, this girl is just trying to draw attention to her booty. Not sure what kind of damage is being inflicted on her spine. But, whatever.
You know her. She’s the The jLo wanna-be. Owns Glow, Deseo, and Live. At times, she will spritz all 3 on at once, so she can have her own signature scent.
Approach her if you look like P.Diddy or Ben Affleck. If you look like Mark Anthony, maybe you’re pushing your luck.
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