7.15.2011

011 Juana Salsa

Her Icebreaker: “Wanna dance?”
You must know her. She flamencos, glides, sashays, slides, salsas, and twirls her way right through any room. All the while shouting “cuchi-cuchi” as she shakes her ta-ta’s in your face.

You know her kind, she says she has Spanish roots. Her great-grandfather’s dog’s breeder was from Barcelona. And her aunt’s best friend is from Madrid. So... you know, they must be related. The truth is, she was born in Fort Worth, Texas.

Juana you are not Charo. You can never be. Charo studied classical guitar. You studied classical Spanglish.

Approach her if you are bored.

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